ted

E1 · 51m

Just Say Yes

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

E2 · 40m

My Two Dads

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

E3 · 38m

Ejectile Dysfunction

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

E4 · 38m

Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

E5 · 34m

Desperately Seeking Susan

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

E6 · 44m

Loud Night

Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

E7 · 43m

He's Gotta Have It

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.