Home Movie: The Princess Bride

E1 · 6m

Chapter One: As You Wish

When I was your age, television was called books.

E2 · 6m

Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

E3 · 6m

Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

E4 · 6m

Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

E5 · 6m

Chapter Five: Life Is Pain

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

E6 · 6m

Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

E7 · 6m

Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

E8 · 6m

Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

E9 · 6m

Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

E10 · 6m

Chapter Ten: To the Pain!

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.